Poetry: In 140 Characters or Less

Alright, I took a risk today and tried to write a poem in a series of Twitter posts. NaPoWriMo's Day 17 prompt is to write a social media style poem...here goes...

In 140 Characters or Less
By Brittany M. 

Mars is a planet?

#lostinspace

OMG, did you hear Brenda’s pregnant?

Again?
#ripeforanother

Thanks, but I wake up this caliente.

#hotmamainbahamas

Just found out Cuba’s a country.

#mindblowing

Celebrity baby bumps are the cutest :)

#mindnumbing

Mike is like a woman now…

#noneofyourbusiness

They found liquid water on mars.

#noonecares

Kim Kardashian is cheating on her hubby.

#everyonecares

Um, gossip’s for losers.

#getalife